Congrats Grant! Our very coveted Best Record at the All Star Break bet was won by you! It all came down to the last three games after the Yankees won 13 out of 15 and Boston won about half their games, making it even. Yanks then had to play a stellar team in the LA Angels for the last series. Angels are damn good and took all three games. Boston had to play a little league team called the KC Rectums or something and Boston lost the first game only to barely win each proceeding game by a point or so. Congrats Boston! You won the special Olympics! We will kill you the rest of the year!!!!-Sourgrapes Kettells
SCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOORE BOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRDDDDD!
ReplyDeleteThat is all.
It was close, it was. But close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
ReplyDeleteClose also counts in government holidays, bocce ball, political elections and the various "bases" of trying to get laid. Also Grant 'nearly getting caught' pursuing the services of meatpacking district transvestite hookers is such a thrill for him it that it has become a sick compulsion that will one day certainly lead to his arrest and imprisonment!
ReplyDeleteAs long as that transvestite is over 14, it's only a misdemeanor, which means that my baby will be serving time in county lock-up. And anyone that's good enough for county is good enough for me.
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