Top 5 Reasons Why the Red Sux Suck

1. Red Sox Sucking
the baseball team with the LEAST diverse and most ignorant fans. red sox fans like to show displeasure towards the yankees and their fans by constantly saying that the yankees suck, despite the fact that yankees have 39 AL pennants and 26 championships compared to boston's only 11 pennants and 7 championships. Red Sox fan: hahaha you like the yankees! they suck! Yankees fan: well, let's see. the yankees have won 26 world championships. red sox has, what was it, 7? so, shut the fuck up. Red Sox fan: uhhhhhh YANKEES SUCK!
2. Red Sox Sucking
Hypocrits. The Red Sox have become the new Yankees. They are no longer the "underdogs" Because once the Red Sox owner got some more money he spent it all to overpay the losers they have on there team, exactly like the yankees. And whenever you see a Red Sox fan and you try and talk baseball the first words that comes out of there mouth is "Yankees suck" as appposed to a Yankees fan who would go "Go Yankeees!" Red Sox fan: The Yankees and overpaid and stupid Yankees fan: But your team is the second most overpaid in the League, and you have only 7 world series while we have 26 Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, the Yankees choked Yankees fan: You've choked more times then us buddy Red Sox fan: Yeah, well, Yankees suck Yankees fan: Go Yankees! Red Sox fan: Yankees suck! Yankees fan: Go Yankees! Red Sox fan: Yankees suck! Angels fan: LEARN ANYTHING!?
3. Red Sox Sucking A baseball team that only recently realized that people of color could help their city (2004). Although they have blamed George Herman Ruth for their bad luck, they simply had terrible teams because they were the last team in baseball to have a black player. Are the Red Sox a better team than the glorious Yankees? No, not even close, however, the issue of controversy stems from their fan base, not their actual team. If you ever see pictures of Red Sox "fans" you will see rich, white folks who are ignorant and share views of the historically infamous Red Coats (see Revolutionary War). Yankee fans are numerous and can be found throughout the world, with fans of all different races, religions, and creeds. Yankee fans possess something called common sense, class, and welcome anyone, whereas Red Sox fans embrace ignorance, hatred, and being intoxicated. Also, Red Sox fans have a tendency to speak with a heavy, unrecognizable accent that no one thinks sounds intelligent. It is much more ridiculous than that of a New Yorker. Also, the Red Sox are based in a city that nobody cares about, as it could fall off the map and only about 10 people would notice. When was the last time someone attempted a terrorist attack on Boston? Never - its disappearance would not hurt the U.S. at all. In fact, there would be a lot less racism in our country if that happened. Most of the students at Harvard and MIT are NOT from the New England area, so if those people were taken out, the total IQ of Boston would equal exactly 3.
4. Red Sox Sucking
The worst major league baseball team to ever play the game, if you look in their dugout after dark every other player kneeling, they are the reason people say don't drop the soap. Wow everyone was so excited about them winning the 2004 world series why? Because everyone gets excited about such rare events, come on once every 80 almost 90 years?? Fuck the red sox saddam hussein roots for your team :D the red sox are gay :D
5. Red Sox Sucking
a pro-baseball team that is based and that plays home games in the city of Boston, MA. They are the major league baseball team for the New England area. They have 7 world championships. Their major archrival is the successful and historic New York Yankees who have 26 world championships and 39 American League championships. Red Sox fans are dubbed Red Sox Nation, assuming that no other team has a national following. They are also notoriously violent, arrogant, and prone to dangerous celebrations as seen in their world series victory after-party in the streets of Boston when over 40 were arrested and police officers were assaulted. Red Sox fans tend to frequently chant "Yankees Suck" even though the Yankees are the most successful sports team in history. The Red Sox have 7 world championships while the Yankees have 26.