New York Yankees Have Most Awesome Team at All-Star Break and Grant Eats Chode!

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Thanks to the Yankees having the best record in the majors at the break with a 56-32 record and a .636 winning percentage, Grant will now open up his moldy wallet and purchase cold beers, prime steak, sides and dessert for his Master of All Media, Tom Kettells

Del Friscos this Thursday will be awesome because free steak is awesome and its even more awesome that Grant has to pay for it! Also, a huge, "Porterhouse For Two" level of thanks to the Bosux for overworking their frail, wussy bodies and basically falling apart right on cue...as always!

P.S. Hey Grant, Sabathia's 15th win is approaching! So is my next free steak @ Yankees Steak, located in the beautiful new Yankees Stadium, 161 Street and River Ave Bronx, NY 10451!