Boston's worst start in ages!

I have to admit, the thought that Boston would suck this much right away didn't really occur to me as a serious possibility. However, them sucking down the line due to injuries, not pacing themselves and Papelbon choking were all real likely in my mind.

Texiera has 14 Rbis to Papi's 8 and Arod, Cano, Swisher and loads of others have as many or more than Papi and Gonzoles, so the first bet of the year of 25 RBIS looks like it goes to Tommy K! Free steak from Grant is better than working for a living. I'll be getting the best record at all star break, 15 pitching wins and best season record bets as well. A perfect 4 for 4!!!! PS The last two years I won the majority of the bets too. Boston Sux! Yankees rule! I'll have a cold beer with that medium rare, dry aged porterhouse please! Awesomeness, winning is great!

Oh and make your own gay Boston cum joke from the picture! Happy Spring!