I'm finally getting out the review of the third Lugers outing. Yankees obviously had the best record last season and the free Lugers steak went to Tom K paid for by Grant Rogers!!! We brought our friend Grady (a Lugers virgin) with us so we could experience the first bite of the famous porterhouse once again through the eyes of a baby. Well, he's not really a baby. He is pretty young with a large cranium and we're told he is hung like a toddler... so close enough.
Anyway he was filled with great joy by the traditional Porterhouse for 3, creamed spinach, bacon app and german potatoes. Much like Grant at a Justin Beiber concert after show meet and greet. The schlag over cheesecake sealed the deal. I have to give Lugers the same numbers overall as before. They are consistant and our waiter knew exactly what we wanted. (it was the classic order but still pretty cool)
Looking forward to 4 more steak wins this season!
Thanks (again) Grant!
I will have you know there is a direct relationship between cranium size and wiener size. Enjoy both your small heads, Tom K. - Anonymous
ReplyDeleteI thought your mom wrote that review after Grant exposed himself to her on the subway... Trouble is, what's the distinction of a large Midwestern cranium and a pube covered Barbie doll like mound of smooth flesh that Grant proudly displays at inappropriate times? That doesn't follow your thesis that cranium size has anything to do with genitalia... Hence my normal cranium and gargantuan cock exists is nature in direct conflict with Grady -Rule!
ReplyDeleteCut of meat - 9/10
ReplyDeleteSides - 9/10
Atmosphere - 7/10
Service - 9/10
Level of debauchery allowed - 8.5/10
Cut of meat - 9/10
ReplyDeleteSides - 9/10
Atmosphere - 9/10
Service - 9.5/10
Level of debauchery allowed - 9/10