Congrats to the Yankees and Tom

Congrats to the Yankees - they have been unbeatable since the all-star break and playing great baseball. You won division. Steak goes to you.

Papelbon is bummed. So am I.


Good thing is, Red Sox magic number for wildcard is at 2, and it is looking good. We'll see you in the playoffs, dick hole.

Yankees Sweep Boston, Again! Win Division and Lugers Steak for Tom Kettells! Yanks Celebrate Tom's Win in the Clubhouse!

The New York Yankees clinched the American League East Division title for the first time since 2006 by beating the Boston Red Sox 4-2 to complete a three-game series sweep of their rivals and to win Tom Kettells sweet steak at Lugers.

Hideki Matsui hit a two-run single in the bottom of the sixth inning that put the Yankees ahead for good in New York, and Melky Cabrera and Mark Teixeira added solo home runs all just for Tom to win steak.

It was the 100th win for the Yankees, who open an insurmountable 8 1/2-game lead atop the AL East over the second- place Red Sox with six games left in the Major League Baseball regular season.

“It’s a great sense of accomplishment, mostly for Tom's steak win, because he deserves it after Grant Rogers talking so much shit and being gay and all, but it’s only step one,” Yankees manager Joe Girardi said in a televised interview.

After the game, the Yankees sprayed champagne in the clubhouse while celebrating their first division title in three years and Tom's overall coolness, supporting the team with his superhuman mental powers from home on the couch. New York claimed nine straight division titles from 1998 through 2006. Boston won the AL East in 2007 and the Tampa Bay Rays topped the division last season, when the Yankees finished third and missed the playoffs for the first time since 1993.

“Everybody talks about the personality, the chemistry; winning has a lot to do with that,” said Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. “The more you win, the more fun you have, and more awesome steak for that bad motherfucker, Tom Kettells ”

A-Rod's winning run, Mo's 41st Save and Yankees take the Playoff Berth!!!

Boston loses 2 in a row to pathetic KC Royals and Grant is all pissy once again...Some things are meant to be Grant and this is the beginning of several ass-sucking decades for Boston and a new era of the Mighty Yankees! Oh delicious steak, come to me in the form of a free meal from Grant Rogers!

Wolfgang's Review

Awesome! Grant and I enjoyed yet another great steak night provided by Grant 'cause the Red Sux have a problem winning this season and Texiera getting 80 RBI's first before Bay did!! The place is beautiful, designed by Guastavino with tiled, arched ceilings and a warm, festive atmosphere. Cold assed frosted mugs of beers started our night at the bar. We both had the thick bacon app, sides of German potatoes and creamed spinach and of course, the porterhouse for two. Wrapped it up with apple strudel with fresh schlag and we almost burst with gluttony! As the place was founded by a former Luger's waiter, they nailed all the good things about Lugers and improved on the not so great atmosphere. We agreed on most points it seems and loved the hot buttered steak with all our hearts. Why go to Brooklyn when this place was nicer and a bit less expensive than Lugers!!! One slight draw back was the corporate sausage party of douches all over the place - but what can you do? Next steak is on Grant ONCE AGAIN!!! This time at STK for CC Sabathia getting 15 wins first (And Beckett choking his substantial lead like Grant chokes his flimsey manhood). We're taking our honeys on that one so stay tuned!

Oh yeah, the bottled Wolfgang's sauce! We consumed almost 2/3 of a bottle! Different from Lugers, more like a cocktail sauce but awesome!

Tom's review numbers

Cut of meat - 9/10
Sides/desserts - 9/10
Atmosphere - 9/10
Service - 8.5/10
Level of debauchery allowed - 8/10

I Hate Youkilis

I hate this wiggle butt-twirly loose bat gripped-constipated looking-douche nugget-non personality havin'-crybaby!!!