Saturday, November 13, 2010

Holy Steak and Ball Busting Batman!

Wow, thanks to Grant and Boston limping behind the Yanks all season, I got free Peter Luger steak for the premiere Best Record Bet! I ate the shit out of some awesome steak! Dhimas and Peter came along and helped give Grant a hard time about how gay he is and all. This was the best Lugers dinner ever, making it tighter in the overall ranking in my opinion. Which is pretty much what matters when its time for my review. I give Lugers an upgrade. See below. Can't wait for more free steak from Grant next year. Maybe we won't wait and I'll come up with some other way for Grant to break the bank providing stellar aged prime porterhouse gratis whilst balancing my hefty Yanky winning nads on his forehead and chin! Peace out!

That's 2 for 2 in most wins per season. Wanna go for 3 for Granty Panty???

Cut of meat - 9.5/10
Sides/desserts - 9/10
Atmosphere - 7/10
Service - 8/10
Level of debauchery allowed - 8/10

Monday, November 1, 2010

Bobby Vans and Grant Paying Through the Chode!


Special thanks to Grant for being a good sport (again) after losing another steak (again) because Boston played like the cast of Driving Miss Daisey this year. Grant bought me a sweet tittys steak dinner at Bobby Vans in NYC! Nice atmosphere, old school wood interior and cold beers. Our steak of choice was the mighty porterhouse! We also went for creamed spinach and had hash brown potatoes served all crispy in an iron skillet. Awesome fresh baked bread started us off and I have to say, the dinner was sweet. Nice cut of meat, perfectly cooked. Overall great experience! Can't wait for the Luger dinner coming up in which Grant must pay through the chode (once again) on a super expensive, delicious monstrosity of a meal. Yankees won me more free steak by getting furthest in the playoffs! Wheeeew! Boston can suck my nutz and Grant can put more Lugers steak on his chode credit card!. Except he can't because they only take cash!


PS. I love that my predictions from the beginning AND middle of the season came true as fuckity fuck!

"Although Drew got lucky and Grant won on the Grand Slam bet I'm looking forward to winning the next three bets- Best All Star Break record, First pitcher with 15 wins and Best Post Season Record. Go Yankees!"
Tom said: April 27, 2010 8:50 AM

"Can't wait for Grant to pay for 3 consecutive steak dinners for the remaining bets!"
Tom said: July 5, 2010 1:47 PM

Cut of meat - 8.5/10
Sides/desserts - 7/10
Atmosphere - 8/10
Service - 7/10
Level of debauchery allowed - 7/10